GOD!!! I can't Stomach this....

Dear GOD,

Hope you are doing good and as always keeping an eye on your subjects. You must be wondering what tragedy has befallen him that finally he had to get back to Me. So "Ajj khush to bohut honge tum" , but let me get things straight I am not here to plead for anything. I am here just to tell you that Yes I believe in YOU.

Yes i do whether u believe it or not. I admire your ideas and your superlative imaginative power. Hats Off to you for creating such wonderful things around but let me tell you if I have to choose one of your creation that stands out, it has to be the MAN. An exemplary work of a sheer genius. How did u you conceive this? Were you in a shower or in your bath tub when it struck you? And the parts that make a Man..wow!!! The brain that differentiates us from the rest of the animals, a unique soul per individual and the senses. This is undoubtedly champion stuff. You gave us Eyes to see all of your other creations. A Nose to smell the aromas that mother nature has to offer, the smell of the wet soil after the first showers. Ears to listen to music of the trees, rivers, the chirping of the birds. A Tongue that fuels our taste buds so that we can relish all the cuisines. But then there is just one but major blemish that could have been done without. What made you come up with the idea of the Stomach?

If there is one root cause to all the evil in this world, its the stomach. An entire life could have been spent happily in search of knowledge, wisdom , joy but due to your this decision the life span of an man is spent in search to stuff himself with this basic necessity. I am sure you didn't foresee this tragedy, but how could you? Can you just imagine how our lives would have been different if we had an empty tummy with no stomach in it?

New born babies, toddlers would always be smiling with no pangs of hunger. A world would have been a different place with no crying babies around. Young children could have spent their entire childhood enjoying their innocence without the necessity for schooling and joining the Rat Race to earn a living. A world where young adults always were merry,enjoying their new found senses and would readily get settled in life as he never needed to worry about feeding another stomach. Adults would always be at peace without any worry for that Roti. But Alas!!! this is not to be.

If all these were not enough, there are other side effects to the evil of the Stomach. First you earn a living to meet the needs of the never ending demands of it and to add to that Mr Stomach can sometime betray you and fall sick. So now you have to spend the rest of your earning to pacify it and make it work normally again so that it can suck your blood once again. Then one cant eat and feed the stomach more than what it needs,else its a cardinal sin, its Gluttony. GOD you must be kidding right when you pronounced that gluttony is a sin. And what about sweating it out to get back into shape after one has over indulged himself.

I can't stomach this anymore and finally i am on my knees and I plead....yes yes you heard it right, i am pleading and asking you for one favor, not for myself but for creatures of the future.

"GOD, if in future you decide to end the lives of your most loved creation, which i am sure you will and plan to make a similar kind of being in some distant land, please don't add this heavy burden for them to carry. You will see how they will appreciate the fact and won't look up to you only when they are in need as we do."

Yours Loving and faithful,

Admirer